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being weird is good for you

postllimit:

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

(via gostaygolden)

phonestrumpet:

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

I want to be an overactor in an informercial. I feel it’s the role I was born to play.

(Source: guy, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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(via itrywaytoohardtobefunny)

foxnewsofficial:

yougotstogo:

foxnewsofficial:

what does this mean: Mira puta te voy a matar si usted no comes mi culo ahora mismo

It loosely translates to “I want to find the nearest church and praise God right now.”

thank you

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

mike-and-his-blog:

When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks

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(via kinseycoatedfury)

eridick-amporna:

epic-vines:

How to be a responsible student

Vine by: Thomas Sanders

this is the best vine i have ever seen.

(via sometimesmorethanever)

creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT

(via ambulanceartist)

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

(Source: shotakingamu, via pizza)

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

egberts:

bikinipowerbottom:

Guy on the right is like “Girl bye”

guy on the left like “girl hi”

egberts:

bikinipowerbottom:

Guy on the right is like “Girl bye”

guy on the left like “girl hi”

(via i-think-i-just-accidentally)

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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amazing

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via daleks-in-drag)